Either Pelosi’s meds stop working or she was hitting the bottle real hard before she faced the press. The Speaker of the House weekly press conference turned into the rantings of a boozer.
“What may come as news to someone is that when you subtract money, money is subtracted,” Pelosi said.
Really? Who would have thought when you subtract something there is less? Kinda like my paycheck trying to pay for gas, more money is subtracted from my account because the Democrats have made things more expensive.
🧵🧵When last call was supposed to end an hour ago, but the town drunk isn’t done lecturing you about how you should be making better life choices.
“What may come as news to someone is that when you subtract money, money is subtracted.” pic.twitter.com/CyWNJVdaas
— Meara (@MillennialOther) March 9, 2022
Pelosi also called for the federal government to have more power over the states.
“But we cannot depend on the states to distribute the money, especially in some of the states. pic.twitter.com/y8Ddp1D3Yh
— Meara (@MillennialOther) March 9, 2022
Then Nancy decided to brag about how old she is…
This gem was inadvertently left out of the thread:
“When I was in school, I attended the inauguration of John F. Kennedy. WERE ANY OF YOU EVEN ALIVE THEN?!” pic.twitter.com/rgk3eZRrFU
— Meara (@MillennialOther) March 9, 2022
Pelosi also developed a weird tick with her hair.
Speaker Slurry @SpeakerPelosi @TeamPelosi was in rare form today.
This critter gets to decide how to spend your tax dollars. pic.twitter.com/wv5Pe6w3fW
— Meara (@MillennialOther) March 10, 2022
Perhaps Nancy’s behavior was a reaction to the latest report on inflation that showed the cost of living is the highest it has ever been.
Many price increases are the **highest ever recorded** by @BLS_gov
Hotels +29%
Furniture +17.1
Chicken +13.2
New cars & trucks +12.4
Flooring +11.3
Lunchmeat +11
Dry clean +9.5%
Tools +8.7
Baby food +8.4
Full service restaurant +7.5
Pet supplies +7.5
Toys +6.7
Car repair +6.7— Heather Long (@byHeatherLong) March 10, 2022