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CIA Officer Charged w/ Reaching Hand up Colleague’s Skirt and Asking for a ‘Booby Hug’
(Headline USA) At an impromptu party in the office to celebrate his 50th birthday, a veteran CIA officer got drunk, reached up a colleague’s skirt and forcibly kissed her in front of stunned co-workers, prosecutors alleged in the latest case of sexual misconduct to spill from the spy agency into a public court. An Associated…
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Anti-Trump ESPN Personality Goes Live While Having Sex: ‘Embarrassed’
(Luis Cornelio, Headline USA) ESPN personality Shannon Sharpe, known for his infamous anti-Trump commentary, accidentally went live on Instagram Wednesday while having sex. Sharpe, an NFL Hall of Famer with over 3 million Instagram followers, initially claimed his account had been hacked but later apologized for his blunder. “Obviously I am embarrassed. Someone that is extremely, extremely…
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Ohio Gov. Sends Troops to Springfield to Fix Haitian Problem As Residents Recall Entire City Commission
(Dmytro “Henry” Aleksandrov, Headline USA) On Sept. 10, 2024, Gov. Mike DeWine, R–Ohio, announced that he would send the Ohio State Highway Patrol and $2.5 million to the community of the town of Springfield that became infamous after Haitian illegal aliens started committing crimes and eating pets there. “I want the people of Springfield and…
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Georgia Judge Tosses Charges Against Trump, Delivering Major Blow to Fani
(Luis Cornelio, Headline USA) The Georgia judge presiding over the infamous indictment of President Donald Trump, brought by Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis, dismissed three counts from the case, including two targeting the Republican presidential candidate. Judge Scott McAfee ruled that these counts should be handled in federal court, not state court, effectively blocking Willis’s vicious…
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Trump Won’t Have Third Debate After ABC’s Pro-Kamala Trap
(Dmytro “Henry” Aleksandrov, Headline USA) After having an explicitly biased debate with Kamala Harris on ABC News on Sept. 10, 2024, Donald Trump recently stated that he won’t agree to another debate with a far-left candidate. “When a prizefighter loses a fight, the first words out of his mouth are, ‘I WANT A REMATCH.’ Polls…
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Time Mag Forced to Correct Fake ‘Fact Check’ on Kamala’s Support of Sex-Changes for Illegals
(Headline USA) Time magazine was forced to issue a correction this week after falsely “fact-checking” former President Donald Trump’s statement during this week’s presidential debate that Vice President Kamala Harris supported free sex-change procedures for illegal immigrants. Trump made the remark during ABC’s debate on Tuesday, citing a list of far-left policies Harris once supported but…
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CNN Critiques Kamala’s Debate Evasiveness after ABC’s Kid-Glove Treatment
(Headline USA) CNN’s Jake Tapper blasted Vice President Kamala Harris this week for dodging every single question asked of her during Tuesday’s debate against former President Donald Trump. Harris might not have fallen flat on her face against Trump, Tapper said, but she was not honest about her policy positions when pressed about them. She “punt[ed]…
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Secret Service Honors 9/11 Terrorists w/ Victims
(Dmytro “Henry” Aleksandrov, Headline USA) On Sept. 11, 2024, the anniversary of the tragedy, the United States Secret Service accidentally honored the 19 hijackers who committed the 9/11 terrorist attacks. Fox News reported that the agency deleted the social media post that was made in honor of the 23rd anniversary of the tragedy, including the…
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Court Order Could Help GOP Flip Alaska Seat Sarah Palin Lost
(Luis Cornelio, Headline USA) Remember when ranked-choice voting helped Democrats take a congressional seat in Alaska that Republicans had held for 50 years? That could soon change, according to analysis by the Daily Caller. On Tuesday, a state judge ruled that Democratic candidate Eric Hafner, who is imprisoned in New York, can appear on the November…
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Flashback: Haiti Officials Warned Locals Against Eating Cat Food After Viral Buttocks Claims
(Luis Cornelio, Headline USA) Haitian officials and health experts urged residents not to consume cat food following unsubstantiated claims that such meals could increase the size of buttocks, Headline USA can confirm. In a 2022 interview with the American taxpayer-funded VOA Creole, Haitian Health Minister Dr. Lauré Adrien issued a public plea against eating cat food. …
